Damnlag v. IzzToWin

The trial of Damnlag v. IzzToWin is the first shoutbox trial in recorded Damnlag history. Following the community noticing the use of an allegedly illegally bad pun, the shoutbox near unanimously decided to take IzzToWin - the progenitor of the pun - to court over it. Prosecutor Waistel plead the case on behalf of the shoutbox, while HariusAwesome agreed to represent the defendant on a retainer of at least three digestives, with an agreement of two being paid upfront.

Preliminary proceedings
There were no formal preliminaries; the court progressed straight into the calling of witnesses.

Defense calls IzzToWin
Defense attorney HariusAwesome called his client to the stand, and attempted to question him before Prosecutor Waistel took over, asking for the definition of a pun. The defense counsel objected, claiming it was a leading question, but Justice Heap rejected the objection.

Courthouse besieged
Asavagescot attempted to besiege the courthouse on behalf of a renegade Scottish contingent, but his attempt went largely ignored.

HariusAwesome held in contempt
Justice Heap intimated that defense attorney HariusAwesome's repeated objections were verging on being silly, and as such a further objection would force the court to hold him in contempt. Attorney Harius ignored this warning and proceeded to object to a summary motion by the prosecution, landing him in contempt - however, upon HariusAwesome's asking if he could defense attorney, the court dropped the contempt motion and allowed him back into the courtroom.

IzzToWin attempts to flee
During the trial, IzzToWin made numerous allusions that he was fleeing the courthouse, but it was not acknowledged by anyone and thus did not happen, as this is the way logic works in internet courthouses.

Motion to postpone indefinitely
At the conclusion of the trial, Attorney Harius motioned to postpone the trial indefinitely, effectively causing the court to drop all charges against the defendant - at least, for the time being. The charges against IzzToWin were summarily dismissed and nearly immediately forgotten, the events of their time in court a distant memory.